What a month! So many stinkin' birthdays and I haven't even got ONE of you guys a gift yet... (For that matter, I've been pretty neglectful of people over the last few months. Heh heh.) My apologies, everyone! And I guarantee you that it is in the works! Whether it's a simple cone of ice cream, an elaborate pimp hat, two hundred dollars cash, or whatever, I will deliver! (The two hundred bucks is money lost on a bet. The particulars of the bet, I shall not disclose to you on account of my pride. I figure that the two bills I owe will be more than enough to cover a birthday gift. Yeah, yeah, yeah... I'm freakin' bitter!)

Eileen Cho,
Here's your blog entry! Want delicious ice cream? Go to the DC, you spoiled freshmen!!! Hahaha!

Eugene Shin,
It's nice to see you back in action, man. Tear it up! (No, not your shirt with your bulging muscles...)

Grace Park,
You are 22 freakin' years old. Dang... I hope I'm never that old... Hahaha! Enjoy your stinkin' date!

John Kim,
I hope college is treating you well, man. Need anything? You know where to ask...

Michael Jordan,
Although you're 40 years old, I still wanna be like Mike... Here's to the NBA's best player, past, present, and future!

Nancy Kim,
How come no one invited me to your birthday thing??? SAD!!! We used to do laundry together freshman year! Hahaha...

Ray Lee,
I've known you way too long, bro. So long that I've even seen your jaj... Hahaha...

Roy Chung,
That pimp hat is for you! How in the world are you still single???

I'm sure I've forgotten to mention others... Just tell me it was your birthday this stinkin' month of February, and I'll post something nice about you (like the fact that I've seen your jaj).

Happy birthday, y'all!